So, when I first moved into the apartment I’m now living in, I did not shower the first day.
Yes, you read that right. This was not because I’m particularly into that sort of thing (or not). Not because it hurt my religious sentiments (not that I have any to speak of). Not even because I’m lazy. And not because I did not have the water turned on or because I was a hippie (or French).
Nope, none of those reasons.
The reason I did not shower on my very first day at my apartment was because — get this — I could not figure out how to turn the shower on.

Faucet off, with no water flowing.

Faucet on, with water flowing from the tap.
Do you see the picture above? Good, now, turning on the big knob gets the water flowing. Wonderful. This is great for taking a bath. But how do I get the water flowing to the top?
Now, while I’m not a blindingly insightful and brilliant genius, I’m not particularly dumb either, I think. But honest to God, I was baffled. How the hell do I stop the water flowing out of the tap and make it flow out of the shower. How on Earth do I take a goddamn shower?
So, on my very first day, I took a bath. Oh, it was far from unpleasant, but can you imagine waking up every morning and waiting for your tub to fill so that you can take a bath? Do you even have any idea how girly that sounds?!
*shudder*
Finally, I gave up. One of my friends had come home and we got talking — and I told her about my troubles with the shower. Her first reaction, of course, was to burst out laughing, much to my dismay. Of course, when she saw the faucet, she was baffled too.
And in the end, we figured it out. Mind you — this took two people, with at least 4 (on the way to 5) degrees between us to figure out. Bad usability!
So, how do we turn the shower on? Oh, it’s very simple, really.

Faucet in default position only turns the tap on.

Once the tap is turned on, pulling this will turn on the shower.
Faucet in the first position will just run the tap. And once the tap is running, pulling down a tiny little thing at the mouth will shut off supply to the tap and turn on the shower instead.
Of course, nobody reads the manual, and I had completely missed a note that was very kindly placed on my table by the house maintenance folks that explained how to turn on the shower. Complete with a diagram, explaining the operation in detail. The only thing missing, of course, was a note of apology for having used such a retarded piece of equipment.
Very usable. The idiot who designed this probably won an award, even.
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